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Yeah, this is me.
Name's Dale.
I'm 18 and penguins stalk me.
I'm the sort of person who can find the humour in anything, even if I -know- I shouldn't.
Nothing seems to go right, but I just keep going.
I'm friendly, so I tend to be easy to get along with, as long as you're not a total arsehole.
My life varies between music, comedy, randomness, boredom, booze, parties, thoughts and sleep.
I'm not going to be like everyone else and tell you I'm different. I'll show you.
Yeah!
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Little Red Riding Hood didn’t listen to her mother. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan wore no clothes and Snow White lived with 7 men, the slut…
These are the stories our parents raised us on, and they complain our generation’s fucked up.
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